March 2012
hemsworth family reunions
liam: hey
chris: hey
liam: how's your multi-million dollar franchise doing
chris: oh it's great how about yours
liam: it's good hey wanna go swim in our pool of money
chris: sure
being ignored even on the internet
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I. HAVE. A. HORSE.
If you're a Sherlock fan, reblog this please.
storyofagirlwhosmiled:
I want to follow you and love you. <3
“Don’t let your happiness depend on something you may lose.”
– C.S. Lewis (via hippierev0luti0n)
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peeta: how to win the hunger games without really really trying
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iwillbeyourgoal:
trolllinginthedeep:
do you ever get so mad that you need to sing about it and pound your fists on a golf course
Sometimes the littlest things can make me smile...
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My paranoia problems
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy crap
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
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Katniss: Poor Finnick. Is this the first time in your life you haven't looked pretty?
Finnick: It must be. The sensation's completely new. How have you managed it all these years?
Katniss: Just avoid mirrors. You'll forget about it.
Finnick: Not if I keep looking at you.
Peeta: I've got a bakery got a bakery full of sunshine I've got a cake and I know that it's all mine oh oh oh
Gale: Peeta..
Peeta: Hunt all you want but you're never gonna shake me your snares and traps are never gonna break me no oh oh.
Gale: okay..
Peeta: Bake through the daa-aay, ice through the nii-iight and in the mornin' it's a sweet delight
Gale: Are you done bread boy?
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GUYS GUYS GUYS GUESS WHO JUST PRETTY MUCH GOT HER PARENTS TO SAY YES TO AN ARABIAN MIX? That’s right. This chick right here. A horse. Belonging to me. Is this real life? IS IT?
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That awkward moment when I realize that I have a slight Southern accent….
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gunoilsoulmates:
Your middle school emo phase
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“Sometimes words are not enough.”
– Lemony Snicket (via tornbetweendesires)
me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
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So….I wrote my mother a detailed and brilliant argument about why I should get a horse, that’s free, named Shiloh…..All I can really do at this point is pray. He’s so sweet, and he’s an Arabian, and oh gosh I just really would give up just about everything to have him D:
My parents need to realize that some of the things...
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katniss: now this a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
katniss: volunteered as tribute i was standing right there and now im off to the capitol to be filmed on air
peeta: what are you doing
katniss: in district 12 i was born and raised the hob was where i spent most of my days
katniss: shooting them squirrels right in the eye
katniss: selling to peacekeepers i had to be sly
peeta: please stop
katniss: president snow he was up to no good started making trouble in my neighbourhood
katniss: put berries to my mouth on the last day
katniss: now everyone considers me the mockingjay
peeta: ...
Josh: I think Liam's sexier. That's just my personal opinion. He has an Australian accent and gorgeous eyes! And he's like 6' 3", he's got the whole package!
Liam: Josh can actually cook food really well!
Josh: You're a six foot three Australian with beautiful eyes and I can cook.
Liam: And his eyes are beautiful.
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Deleted bit from Qikiqtarjuaq
pernillo:
DOUGLAS: Remind me, who was it the French were fighting in Alaska?
MARTIN:… Ah’m afraid zis information is still classified.
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Oh gosh. I split a Monster with a mother and it was definite mistake.
I’ve turned into a rabid monkey oh you mean like the mutt monkeys from Catching Fire?
Today in 1930 Pluto was discovered as a planet....
katyperrydaughter:
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